Yes, But Can It Interest Me In Scientology Too?
Today I received a piece of curious mail in my Junk folder. Normally I wouldn't have given it a second thought, but this one looked officious. After all, it's not every day I get an Email from
FBI DIRECTOR Mr. Robert S.Mueller III.
See? How swanky is that? I now have the FBI Emailing me...though why he has a Gmail account belonging to kelvinwilliams2009 is beyond me. Maybe he has to be undercover when contacting me, because you can't be too careful these days.
Anyhoo, he wishes to inform me that my ATM delivery card is ready to be delivered to me. By the IMP. Yes, that's right: I am so freaking awesome that the Impossible Missions Force is going to deliver me a bank card. They'll probably bypass security and come in through the air ducts hanging from wires. And so long as he hasn't scared away everyone else in the agency, I bet Tom Cruise himself will hand it over.
This is proof that I couldn't be more amazing. Wonder why my Email account just tossed it into the Spam box. I mean, if you can't trust the FBI or IMF who can you trust?
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posted by Phillip at 6:33 PM
